The rock was styrofoam, left over from a film shoot down the block. There must be a warehouse for these things like this, some thoroughly cataloged and meta-tagged archive.

Someone searches for the prop, sucking her lip while poking about for the right keywords. Howzabout ROCK. STONE. BOULDER. And then let’s see TOUGH. SIMPLE. SERENE. Exasperation lends itself to the less obvious LONGNOW. CRASHLAND. DINODOOM.

If search results are limited it’s because I’ve got your object and I won’t give it back.