There’s a certain pleasure to be found in descriptions of unappealing things — summaries of sub-par romantic comedies, back-of-the-box praise for microwave dinners, copy written in SkyMall catalogs. All the more so when poorly written and full of spoilers. From an advertisement for a print-on-demand book, seen on the back cover of the London Review of Books:

ESCAPE FROM PARADISE
Walter F. Wild, Ph.D.
304 Pages

An alluring fusion of fabulous characters, witty dialogue, and memorable scenes that will give you a unique experience.

Escape from Paradise is a blend of action and suspense ignited by a clash of values that erupts in a battle between two psychologists in Hawaii. Dr. Carter, a psychologist, so strives to transform Oahu into a community of love and equality that, to conceal illegal methods, he resorts to terror and murder. Patients seeking protection from Carter rouse psychologist Dr. Steadman to oppose him. While Steadman seeks to expose Carter and protest his patients, Carter tries to kill Steadman. After skirmishes on streets, beaches, underwater, and in jungles, action culminates at a meeting to honour Carter. But beyond this scene ,there are more that you need to know through this engrossing book.

Through this book, you will immerse into a colourful new world brimming with surprises and entertainment.

WHOA